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  • Interviewer: What do you think about girls wearing too much makeup?
  • The obvious answers:
  • Liam: "I don't like it, natural beauty is sexy."
  • Of course, Liam.
  • Louis: "Yea, Natural beauty is a major turn on."
  • Yup.
  • Niall: "I don't like girls at all when they wear makeup.."
  • Okay then..
  • Zayn: "I don't care.."
  • Then we get to Harry.
  • Harry: "Go natural, babe. Don't look like a crayon raped your face."
  • Words of wisdom, from Harry Styles.

Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

In west of Narnia born and raised, on the internet is where I spent most of my days. Stalking, searching, fangirling all cool and tweeting ma boys don’t care about school. When a couple of directionators, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my 1D hood. I got in one little fight and they all got scared. And said: “We love One Direction more than you”, so i shot them in the head.

niall-to-my-nandos:

Omfg

Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

  • Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
  • Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
  • Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
  • Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
  • Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
  • Zayn: And I've got a baby
  • Harry: Okay cool lets go

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Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

  • Zayn: "I wasn't that drunk."
  • Liam: "You called yourself ugly."
  • Zayn: "..."
  • Liam: "..."
  • Zayn: "..."
  • Liam: "..."
  • Zayn: "...Oh my god"

Tagged: #onedirection

g-iggle: you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.

Tagged: #onedirection #harrystyles

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this-ones-for-the-curlsx3: maliking-me-crazy: AW THIS IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE I CANT EVEN HANDLE IT <3 awie(:

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when i hear someone say “one direction”

whatshouldwecallonedirection:

 

Tagged: #onedirection

Tagged: #onedirection

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